kid logic
mothers should never ask their children to transfer information. it's like that game of telephone, but worse. there is no way that children are going to consciously serve on the side of establishment. it's playground law. don't rat on your friends, and don't be the teacher's pet.
for example, a call at midnight.
"joy, your brother is still not home. tell him to come home."
"why don't you to tell him to come home?"
"just...call him!"
"ok, i'll call him."
"tell him he cannot do this to me! tell him that he is wrong!"
"i'm calling him."
(dialing)
"dude...where are you?"
(brother provides location)
"ok, mom wants you to go home."
"do you think i should go home?"
"actually, i think you should stay out and make the woman suffer. but that's probably the wrong answer."
so the kid went home. but, do you see what i mean?
for example, a call at midnight.
"joy, your brother is still not home. tell him to come home."
"why don't you to tell him to come home?"
"just...call him!"
"ok, i'll call him."
"tell him he cannot do this to me! tell him that he is wrong!"
"i'm calling him."
(dialing)
"dude...where are you?"
(brother provides location)
"ok, mom wants you to go home."
"do you think i should go home?"
"actually, i think you should stay out and make the woman suffer. but that's probably the wrong answer."
so the kid went home. but, do you see what i mean?
posted by J. at 6:25 AM
3 Comments:
this is the kind of thing that belongs on the family blog. i look at christina choffel's family, and they're just so calm and relaxing, can i live with them?
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It's sometimes frightening to me how similar my father is to your mother...
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