theoretically speaking

today i ate 4 slices of pizza, a large green salad, 2 apples, 12 oz. of yogurt, 3 pita pockets filled with tuna salad, a hunk of leftover pork chop, a bag of wasabi soynuts, 1 grapefruit, a bowl of kimchi fried rice, a bowl of pork and tofu soup, and 20 double chocolate maltballs.
i'm writing my first theory paper.